"Very often when women think they are angry they are really just hungry." - Sheldon Cooper

"Wit is my gunsteling kleur, want dit is die kleur van hoofpynpille." - Nataniël

That moment when you realize all your friends are gorgeous and you, well, you're just a potato.

“I believe in long, slow, deep, soft kisses that last three days.”

Because there's nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline, nomatter how many times it's sent away.

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Hahaha! What a bas ass leeza are ;) #saathsaath

The worst people in the world are the ones who honk at u as soon as the light turns green IM THE LEADER OF THE WOLF PACK U MOVE WHEN I MOVE

Boy: spell me Girl: M-EBoy: you forgot the DGirl: there is no D in ME Boy: not yet

Freakit...........Neville op 7de laan is moer iriteerend fack

ULTRA in just 10 days.......eeeep!!!! IAMHardwell Armin van Buuren Hardwell

Turning 20 in just 20 days °•○● yay 😈

#ultraSa ○●eat sleep rave repeat●○

#Ultra on #valentine's day. Yeahhh boy!!!

Ultra amper.....omf 😆😆😆😆

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.

Daardie mense wat die melk voor die water ingooi. Kan julle net ophou. Dit maak nie eers sin wat julle doen nie. Julle doen koffie verkeerd

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to spain, i love spain"

" "I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire sweetheart" 😂😂