the only difference between me and nicki minaj is that she has a fake butt and i have a real butt

I’m so drunk. Lemonaaaade mouuuuuuuth

drew a beauty mark over a zit and was in a terrible mood at a party. C’est bon, non?

money doesn't stir me the way it used to. someone offered me gold yesterday and i just threw it away. gold is like silver to me.

To me, Jeff Epstein? Well, he killiself

I love seeing little boys in basketball shorts walking around the city eating dollar slices side by side. They probably feel so cool 😎

went in for a routine check up and ended up with an unnecessary abdominal surgery. it's so annoying that my insurance only covers malpractice doctors.

This from this week that I liked: - ASMR - Biancarnival - “Big Business” Laurel and Hardy short - Toki Doki in Williamsburg - Barbara Stanwyck’s whispering encore of Drum Boogie in Ball of Fire - Mister Sunday at Nowadays - Wrestling gay guys

I am going to learn how to do a split this year.

music has been really good lately, anyone notice this?

Dystopian as fuck

Transferring subway lines in this heat

There is this guy from Connecticut who has entered my life without consent recently who moved to Berlin for 7 years and now has a German accent and a penchant for snarling

Rice, a globally significant grain