i would have schatten my pants

This will ruffle Hella feathers. Great experiment Edmonton Oilerlytics

Don't even need to say any words to this lol. These guys are so blind lmfao

This the osrs lore we all needed

hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum

Stuart Skinner Would the conversation change about S. Skinner if the quality of defense changed in front of him? Did you know that Pickard's Quality Against ranked 5th next to Wpg while Skinner's QA ranked 30th next to the Nyr. Both Pickard and Skinner faced 27 shots a night

When a new response meme template drops and they say things like this.. And ur just here like

feels so good being right

i have this toxic trait when anyone, ANYONE at all says "and my ...." from somewhere deep in my core, comes: "and my axe!"

me in 2003 instead of buying NVIDIA shares

This is me. I'm the guy who's bad at math, but great with words and history. Contrary to the below, I legitimately think 'math smart' people are just built diffy and us word ppl are mad.

holy fuck bros my time has come

HEARTWARMING: dogs installing new flooring for their owner

lol

Quest for skinner signature. Still not accomplished. Help me find skinner! #kelownahockeyfest

Just watched new oilers Curtis Lazar score a clean rush goal to open the scoring at #kelownahockeyfest , so sick!!!! #LetsGoOilers

Lmfaoo

Beyond stoked for this. During a time with Oilers news few and far between, please view me experiencing maximum excitement. Got a signed Stuart Skinner 2025 KHF jersey!!

Also got to: -see my daughter meet Jessica Campbell -watch new oiler Curtis Lazar score a sick rush goal -have him sign my hat -acquire signed Coach Chippy drinks -watch a sick exhibition game with tons of nhl players Kelowna Hockey Fest was great

this is actually so fuckin rockstar lmao MESSIAH