I really dislike Ted Cruz and I hope he continues to search for his name on Twitter and he sees this. That’s the tweet.

Dawg

Baseball fans be like buy me some penis and crackerjack

Happy birthday to the kid waymo

Michigan belt to Bama lmfaoo what’s new

Goodnight Alabama fans

Alabama has now lost their last 3 postseason matchups vs. Michigan

You can’t spell MVP without McGonigleVP

McGonigle fc been waiting for this

Kevin McGonigle's go-ahead hit in the 8th pushes the @Tigers to 2-0!

I wonder what Kevin McGonigle finna do after this game. Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Oohhh he so tuff bruh. He really run this league man

FULL AT-BAT: MLB's No. 2 prospect Kevin McGonigle won the epic 10-pitch battle 😳

everyone said "this account is dumb! there's never scorigami in baseball!" Unfortunately, I think "most recently less than ten minutes ago" is the funniest thing ever

Michigan is THE everything school

Shit look like Bo nix

It gets to a fucking point man

in week 18 jared goff beat the division champs with 3 offensive linemen who are 32+ and jobless 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Lions aren’t really wrong tbh. It just looks bad

Good luck naming anyone more entitled than athletes lmfaooo what a dumbass

Dumb bitch 🤣