>spend 44b buying all the tweets >don’t fix the bots >allow competitors to grow >watch daughter print bangers on zuck’s side hustle >everyone talking about threads

This week's blog post is honestly a throwaway thought on special committees of one: lawprofessors.typepad.com/business_law/2…

$TSLA FSD / autopilot crashing into parked police vehicles, fire trucks, ambulances (with their lights flashing) What's up with that? 'safest car in the world' 🤡

This is interesting: the family of a Tesla owner who was killed in an accident involving Autopilot is suing $TSLA and its Director of Autopilot Software. The number of Autopilot/FSD-related lawsuits in the US has climbed to over 90 outstanding cases. norcalrecord.com/stories/662079…

Tesla’s launch of the Cybertruck

How can Tesla be the top US “auto pick” if they aren’t a car company? 🤦‍♂️

Loading up the “For you” tab on x dot com

Elon Musk hanging out with Adrian Dittmann

At end of July, Cramer said he thinks Tesla, $TSLA, may be at start of a buying opportunity.

$TSLA sales in the US could plummet from here. By amplifying his political views 24/7 on this site, Musk has driven away most US EV buyers on the left. Tesla's 1H 2024 California sales are -17% YoY. Total US sales are -11% YoY. The US is 35% of Tesla's global sales.

Warren Buffett watching every asset collapse while holding a quarter Trillion in T-Bills

Live feed of Elon Musk’s lawsuit against advertisers

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I don’t post much on this sh*thole social media platform any more, but thought today was a good day to stop by with a message for Tesla bulls and Elon Musk: GFY

🚨 Special edition GFY Tesla bulls! TSLA has entered the dreaded shit chute formation.

Phone call for TSLA bagholders

Do you know what takes real skill? Having 500 stocks to choose from and picking the ABSOLUTE worst one. Congratulations Tesla shareholders! Tesla is the single worst performing S&P500 stock YTD!

Elon Musk’s relationship with Tesla shareholders

You know what time it is! With Tesla down 10%, it’s JACK NODDING TIME!!!