How I’d dice up Tim Walz’s defense:

a piece of the iconic "tetris cannon" scorigami formation has fallen this evening. historic day

Not very demure. Not cutesy. Very unmindful. Very unhinged.

FACT CHECK TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.” TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

I for one fully support transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison

You can tell Donald Trump is from Queens because he’s pissing away his chances of winning anything this fall after a bad performance in Pennsylvania

MONDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco TUESDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco

Madame Vice President were you aware that you were in fact Biden

I better go superviral for this...

Latest Election Patch Removes Trump Assassination Attempt From Public Consciousness hard-drive.net/hd/politics/la…

Meanwhile in Chicago.

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

Prior to this tweet did you realize that the The Beatles name is a music pun?

if you’re a sound guy and you’re working with a band with backing tracks, just remember: they spent time to set up that extra gear because they wanted the tracks to be inaudible. don’t listen when they ask for them to be turned up, it’s a test. go smoke that cig, you earned it

Atheism because I think Gods are deeply powerful human constructions: 👍 Atheism because I like to feel superior to other people: 👎

In case anyone needs to know this, pregnancy lasts for 4,380,004 rounds of combat on average

My band released our first two singles yesterday and I know i don't really have anyone actively following me here so have some spam from Spotify's algorithm machine promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/4304…