The light over my oven/ bottom of my microwave went out. Is that a me thing or do you think my apartment will replace that?

If I was stood up on a blind date and some rando came up to convince me to sign up for some software I don't need, I would kill myself.

The maintenance guy somehow figured how to get the broken light bulb out from under my microwave. On a whim, I asked if he had a light bulb for an overhanging light. He did. I almost bought six light bulbs this morning. Procrastination helps!

I'll be dammed but I like em

I have too much self respect to allow someone to film me attempt a regular stance frontside 180. Easily my worst trick on flat.

These people result are just hateful towards the poor because anyone who's seen anybody ever use SNAP benefits knows that COSTCO/ Sam's Club is wayyyy too expensive to waste your benefits on.

This must hit so hard if you are incredibly stupid

Fixed an outlet that wasn't working by flipping a switch in the circuit box

I made a tremendous mistake bowling out of my mind the first few weeks of league because now I need to keep up with this 200 average. 190 felt so much easier.

People who call for closed borders are most likely illiterate

I used to work in warehouses and there is no such thing as a pallet nobody wanted.

Bowled a 600 series tonight. I may just be a 200 average bowler idk

Nobody is forcing anyone to visit NYC. What is the purpose of this? To show you're scared?

Seeing conservatives freaking out over the NYC Mayoral election as if it's the presidential election is actually funny and enjoyable

If they could pretend the last one was some sort of fever dream that would be great

Low key, this movie kinda stinks.

Something very annoying about Apple Music is going to listen to an album for the first time in a while and the tracks are all messed up because some ultra super secret deluxe edition came out and half the songs are over there now.

This is actually a Borders Bookstore joke in 2025. I should probably be banned.

Bertuzzi with the hatty! This Blackhawks team is very fun.

Do these guys know Mamdani isn't actually mayor for another couple months? Feels like poor planning on their part to just quit the day after the election.