This is one of the most unintentionally funny videos I’ve seen on this here internet

If the Angels somehow took part of the contract I would LOVE to see #5 back in St Louis. Pujols has never had the juice in Anaheim like he did in STL. Would be an unreal DH for a few years and we could forget the last 7 years ever happened 🤷🏻‍♂️

Obama didn’t brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Prize as Trump is about passing a dementia test.

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Has everyone stopped to meditate on the fact that an 87-year-old woman on chemo has to keep working full-time, full-force, because she's quite literally the only thing stopping the country's full slide into fascism?

when you see #riptrump is trending

Vs.

When you realize it’s fake

Best College Towns via Sports Illustrated

1. Madison, Wisconsin

2. Athens, Georgia

3. Austin, Texas

4. Ann Arbor, Michigan

5. Columbia, Missouri

6. Boulder, Colorado

7. Oxford, Mississippi

8. Knoxville, Tennessee

9. College Station, Texas

10. Charlottesville, Virginia

11 years ago today. 🏆

#MambaForever 💜💛

I love how Chris is pretending like it’s 2001 and social media doesn’t keep us updated on who Peter is dating, and who Sean married.

Lolol remember that time we elected a racist, sexist, & homophobic TV celeb for President?? Let’s not do that again, mmk?

“A message on behalf of the nfl”

Y’all can understand a white kid shooting up a school cuz he was bullied after 4 months of school but don’t understand why an oppressed group is compelled to burn shit down after 400yrs

I can imagine no other president in my lifetime failing to address the nation in a prime time speech during a crisis such as this. On the other hand, I cannot imagine another president whose words would be less welcome by so many of his fellow citizens.

So can we all admit Colin Kaepernick was right?

Goodell has to be the maddest person that Dave is rich. The thought of them two sitting on the couch sharing mini hotdogs is unreal

Just caught myself asking john to get up and heat me food then getting mad him for missing part of the show we were watching while he was heating me food. It’s not an easy job, his

One year ago today: the FIRST Boris Dance. Completely unplanned, accidental, and not even the slightest bit sexual... yet.

I am also very glad to update you that the Magic Rat is alive and has improved a TON in the past 2-3 days. He may be able to leave the vet in the next week!

Some good news: states that started social distancing early and aggressively, like California, have avoided overwhelmed health care systems. It’s critical that we continue to listen to the evidence and experts and practice social distancing. npr.org/sections/healt…

Every time I drink a water in quarantine I’m so proud of myself that it’s not a coffee or alcoholic beverage

More SAVAGE Quarantine behavior from the Bronx. I couldn’t believe when he popped up from that first tackle attempt holy SHIT