Sex work will only count as real work when Bruce Springsteen writes a song about a Nudes factory shutting down

White Sox Pope is the right amount of suffering, if he was a Mariners fan he would have been an atheist

I’m addicted to horrible prose so I found the tiktok and went to the comments and let me tell you I was not disappointed

We rightfully judge Mel Gibson for all the things he said, but by that metric we should also respect him for all the things he’s not saying at this moment

For 3000 years under literature we had gatekeeping and snobbery, but we produced Tolstoy, Austen, and Proust. With fan fiction we had brotherly love - we had 30 years of nicecore and letting people enjoy things, and what did that produce? The 50 Shades series.

Funniest response I keep getting to the fanfic tweet is people saying “you call yourself a writer but you don’t support fellow writers??” Of course, that’s the best part. You’re resentful of bad writing and jealous of anything better than you, it’s the perfect system.

In the middle of a BLT renaissance, call me Michelhamgelo

I’ll admit it’s a great bit by Elon to let me mute a tweet conversation but still let all the QTs come through so I can see a thousand anime profile pics tell me to kill myself

Nothing worse than a dad trying to be cool. Dads are only cool in retrospect, you look back and appreciate how many car trips he ruined playing Neil Young’s Silver & Gold album. If your dad is cool in the moment he’s an absolute dork.

My roommate threw a party onetime and invited a bunch of kids from TAC and they came and drank all my beer and then flew off like locust. That’s my final word on the college.

I like to think I’m honest with myself and my shortcomings, that things I’ve written in the past aren’t perfect and have room for improvement like anything else. But nah I just reread my story they’re excerpting from and that shit still rules

Millions was a classic in the cool Catholic households of the early 2000s, those who don’t know will never know.

Of course porn addiction is a thing, like you wouldn’t be addicted to gambling if you won every single time

It feels like we’re in the one alternate universe where she wasn’t a huge star. The scientist protagonist jumps through the wormhole and is like “why is Trump on CNN and who the hell is Demi Moore?”

Will admit part of me likes the Cuomo family because there’s something so literary about generational rot. The sins of Mario handed down, compounding, metastasizing. Real House of Usher stuff

Just overheard a guy say “well I’m in Koreatown all the time now, because of Amber,” and it’s the most LA sentence of all time. Like a Beach Boys lyric

America attempting the Olly Olly Oxen Free gambit, we’ll see if it pays off

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