Whatever. No one listens to me.

why does this cat look like dean winchester in 6x18

*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home

i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

unfortunately i don't think before i speak, so i am just as shocked as you are

blooming into dusk.

this is insane

date idea: go to the planetarium (i love space)

˗ˏˋ manifesting ´ˎ˗ 🧿 🧿 📖 📖 March 🧿 to be a good 🧿 reading month 📖 📖 🧿 🧿

when you think about it cats are furbies. they wake you up in the middle of the night and start speaking a language you don't understand

just a girl trying to find an outfit

I love my cat he’s always down to snuggle

picking out my next book is always a time consuming process 😅

Y’all remember pogs?

These strange flowers look like zombies

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to "bring them to the front". It's not a great system, I admit.

softer, universe

People that start a sentence with "Now I'm not trying to be rude" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly.

You don't just accidentally grow a dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying x.com/bbcearth/statu…