3 v 6: “I like ‘Little Fish’ though. It’s a perfect nickname for someone who was trade bait his entire career!” - Zach Halverson “Your ability to tell that story was virtually nonexistent!” - Brian Oake Show

2 v 7: “That’s the size of the lock on Mark Rosen’s wallet!” - John Kriesel “Sorry to interrupt you, but I have a better point!” - Chris Hawkey

The Smitty Saturday Night Special. Let’s go!!

A fun trip down memory lane this week as my long-time friend Tony joined me to discuss the TV show we created dedicated to making football prognostications: NFL Picks ‘86 iheart.com/podcast/256-th…

2024 Power Trip KFAN Quote of the Year Tournament!! Time for the Sah-weet 16!! Vote this week (more polls to follow), and listen to The Bets & Quotes Podcast for results next weekend! Up first, two matchups in the Cultivated CBD Region: Vote in 🧵 👇

1 v 4: “When (Kirk) had his shirt off, we almost had to call Zerorez in the basement my wife was so excited!” - John Kriesel “Your career is in the Shedeur!” - Zach Halverson

3 v 2: “Hawk just let out a fart with so much bass, I think Dr Dre produced it!” - Maxx aka Humphrey Frogart aka Maxxel Rose “That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I saw myself naked this morning!” - Paul Lambert

2024 Power Trip KFAN Quote of the Year Tournament!! Time for the Sah-weet 16!! Vote this week (more polls to follow), and listen to The Bets & Quotes Podcast for results next weekend! Up next, two matchups in the 7th Avenue Pizza Region: Vote in 🧵 👇

1 v 4: “None of you can hear, all of you are horny, this place is a dumpster fire!” - Barb Neren “I woke up at 5:15. . .” “That was your weight?” - Chris Hawkey

3 v 2: “It’s like my first marriage; everyone’s scoring except me!” - John Kriesel “You said you were coming, then you didn’t come, and then you weren’t going to come, and then you did come, and then you didn’t come!” - Mark Rosen

2024 Power Trip KFAN Quote of the Year Tournament!! Time for the Sah-weet 16!! Vote this week (one more poll to follow), and listen to The Bets & Quotes Podcast for results next weekend! Up next, two matchups in the Honey & Mackie's Region: Vote in 🧵 👇

8 v 5: “My butthole’s too tired to fart!” - Chris Hawkey “Saturdays with Sauce is back?” - Zach Halverson

6 v 7: “Your ability to tell that story was virtually nonexistent!” - Brian Oake Show “Sorry to interrupt you, but I have a better point!” - Chris Hawkey

“That’s a Ball of Fame!” - Zach Halverson when Chris Hawkey tried to claim that his nuts might be as long as John Kriesel’s. Side note: So this is what my existence has become. *sigh*

2024 Power Trip KFAN Quote of the Year Tournament!! Last entries for the Sah-weet 16!! Vote now, and listen to The Bets & Quotes Podcast for results this weekend! Our final two matchups are in the NorthlandVodka Region: Vote in 🧵 👇

1 v 4: “If you ran your body like you ran your mouth, you wouldn’t be such a fatass!” - Martin Moistchew “The Princess Di Method: She sat in the back and passed.” - Zach Halverson

3 v 7: “I threw it so far left I brushed back Rachel Maddow!” - The Sklar Brothers “Mark Parrish spent more at McDonald’s today than the Twins have spent on free agents!” - John Kriesel

Hey Patrons! Reminder that our Happy Hour is tonight from 7-9. We will play Hotline (Jeopardy style) at 8:00 PM. We’ll be giving away these parlays on the game as well as a special prize to the Hotline winner. Link is in your Patreon email. Hope to see you there! 🏈💰

Congrats to ⁦Smitty Oom⁩ for winning “Hotline Jeopardy” at last night’s Happy Hour. He picked the Dodgers to win the World Series, so he’s got 84 reasons to cheer for Shotei in October.

The 2024 Quote of the Year Contest is here! Thanks to Honey & Mackie's for the gift card prizes! Correctly pick the most matchups to win! Enter by 11:59 pm Monday night. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…