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when life gives you someone like me, FUCK ME!

tweeting for passion ❌ tweeting for $22k >>> ✅

no more way for poor people – Bill Gates.

where una dey really grounds go abeg?

idt you guys get it but i really want to be that extremely busy woman who doesn't even have time for her personal life or relationships but steady getting them bags fr.

“autistic aboki” “tony stark” “school portal” “ugu dealer” “abattoir” “pharmaceutical socks” “footwear rehabilitation technician” “spice merchant from winterfell” una don kee me for this app mehn 😭😂😭

i sent my immovable indomie to this boy and he's threatening to post it. 💔

😭😭na immovable indomie una dey call am now?

you're crying because yayi stole your tweet and you even went as far as placing community note on the post yayi even try for you some of us nah that very day wey our tweet dey struggle with 1k views e dey bang at 1m views for the thief page.😭😂

if you curse me, nah airing you go chop only time i go back and forth is on my man's dih.

need someone to make a painting of me fr. even a pencil sketch would do want to know what it feels like to be someone's art.