The best part of touring is that Martyna will replenish my dating app photo portfolio.

Torn between fuck it all and can’t change it

*faints in dentist, has two set of antibiotics and a fever* Work; “Right so we’ll see you in an hour then?” Fuck this shit

One year since I fell down the stairs and broke my nose but 2 years since we got our second flat and moved to Morley what a bittersweet day 😅

Look like I’ve got a lazy eye in that photo but fuck it we move. Catch me watching Sunami, standing at a safe distance from the degenerates fight dancing.

fuck the 14th i love u everyday

There’s nothing more ominous than a warm toilet seat in a public toilet

6 years since the trip that change my life: my first trip alone and the one that taught me I can do anything I set my mind to - even stay close to city I didn’t want anything to do with. That’s character development BBY

I don't know what this dog is going through but I can relate

What are we? WRITERS! What do we want? TO WRITE! When are we going to start? WE DON’T KNOW!

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

dick from a guy who's goofy and affectionate

This sucks

I want to pack a bag and move to Minnesota

ive been in a bad mood since i was like 15

Me and the squad rocking up to The Key Club: The Musical: The Special like 👏👏 Get ready to (camp) rock and grab tickets now from thekeyclub.seetickets.com/event/the-key-…