Trump won - QUICK TRISTAN, LATHER MY UPPER BODY WITH BABY OIL. WE HAVE TO FILM A NEW HOMOEROTIC VIDEO TO CELEBRATE

When it’s Pinterest and music in bed time

Tone deaf bragging about their exorbitant wealth like this is what got Louis XVI & Marie Antoinette beheaded at the guillotine

Selling 1 x Sammy Virji ticket for this Friday 31st Jan o2 Brixton, stalls ticket. Can no longer go

My landlord, the council, and every single utility has sent me an email in the last month telling me it's gonna cost a couple hundred more quid a year to keep basic service. Where the fuck are normal people supposed to find this in their budgets

Kris said Wipe that contour off your face, Pam Anderson is getting more attention than you.

This has to be one of the clearest, most beautiful signs I’ve ever seen

This is gonna be one of the nastiest divorces of this century

Mr Beast is genuinely one of the most evil people alive today. I mean that.

I LOVE MODERN FAMILY SO MUCH

lol we’re witnessing a mass psychosis in real time

just remembered my dating history..

Nothing but a racist, lowlife prick. Look who this fool amplifies. If you think the tone, the aggression and the conduct is OKAY, you’re going to end up in a lot of trouble. Be angry at your council, not the working class people employed by them you thick twats. Pathetic.

just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting

i need everything about airplanes to be extremely serious no funny shit like this

i used to think these would play a much bigger role in my life than they actually do

how it feels to be 27 and #tappedin

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys