every day i wake up and benny makes a little face at me

Haven’t decided yet if today is my Friday

i need everyone to know how rare it is to pay merch designer royalties. hayley williams/paramore are the only ones i know actively doing it. major, major props to her and her team.

andr℮s es cierto sálvame jarvis cocker

I bet this feels so good if you’re a roundabout

Lolol I forgot I made Sprout's microchip picture this one with a Dorito on his head

genuinely don’t see any use for this other than evil. why are we doing this

Eating balanced meals by starting my day with toast (bread) then for lunch making pasta (long wet bread) and finishing my day with some rice (20,000 tiny breads)

Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)

LMFAO. For years Boomers have lectured young people to "stop buying fancy coffee and learn how to save". Now they're being accused of "hoarding" devices for not buying a new $1500 phone every 18 months and "costing the economy" by dining in and living at home. Incredible stuff.

She's a seasoned sailor!!

A classic Thanksgiving photo I enjoy seeing again every year.

baby marge's "hHMMmmm" of genuine interest in corn

I don’t think it’s controversial to say that anyone who works 40 hours a week should have enough money to buy a house, go on a holiday each year, afford Christmas presents and be able to turn the heating on.

I cannot say this strongly enough: If a person is working full-time and has to be on Universal Credit, the "benefits scrounger" is the employer. We are subsidising companies to accrue high levels of profit while underpaying the value of their labour.