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Too early to call this my fave book of next year? And those proofs look 🤌🏼

I don’t really use this app much anymore but a small update for anyone who cares that I had another baby. She’s called Cleo and she’s an angel. She arrived six weeks early in pretty scary circumstances, but we are both doing well now. We can never thank the NHS enough.

It has taken me an embarrassingly long time to read this (new baby = no brain cells) but this book is an absolute bloody masterpiece. Congratulations Chris Whitaker Cathryn Summerhayes Orion Publishing, what an achievement ✨

I’m so drunk on this election that I’ve finally got the guts to quit Duolingo

My boyfriend is pointing to members of the Spanish team and saying ‘top man’ or ‘shit house’ and apparently there’s no in between

Daddy does the cooking and Mummy sits on the sofa. Rude? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.

Barbecue Showdown is Bake Off but with giant meat and contestants named Grubbs and Boatright. 10/10

Cover design is insane: you sit in a room while people who couldn’t design a cover to save their lives (🙋🏼‍♀️) pull apart your work to your face. Jo Thomson is not only THE most talented of this bunch, but the calmest and most patient person. This is so well deserved 💫

My son, on my phone: did you used to play this game? Me: no, we used to sing into a fan and pretend to be Victoria Beckham and Dane Bowers

Me: I’m so sleep deprived I feel sick Me at midnight, when the rest of the house is asleep:

‘Oooh, bit splashy’ I say from my sofa, having never dived off a high board in my life

Being on maternity leave involves much less watching the Olympics than I’d hoped and much more looking after my children

When I hear thunder now

Special thanks to my mother for this. I’m thirty six.

What dirt has the national lottery got on these athletes?