I want to bask in the sweet Eagle Scout scene forever, but I’m dying to know what happens next. What to do?? @CarrieLFountain #Imnotmissing

The term "food desert" just had to be too easy (and so catchy!). Thanks, Barry Yeoman and A for showing why. sapiens.org/culture/food-d…

I watched the Pioneer Woman show while getting a crown and two fillings this morning. Novacaine and ibuprofen mean my mouth’s feeling okay now, but my head hurts from all the questions. Taffy Brodesser-Akner I need a profile. NYT Magazine

Read this excellent essay by ⁦Jia Tolentino⁩ in print. Went online and found it under a different title. Print title: “Will Write for Pasta.” Hmmm. bonappetit.com/story/jia-tole…

What does “bread” mean, anyway? If you’re in Ireland, it doesn’t describe the roll around your Subway sandwich. a.msn.com/06/en-us/BB19B… #breadnews

Oreo cheesecake; German chocolate cake; Sacher torte; Black Forest cake

Okay fine, if it’s all going down anyway, maybe it’s time to stop being a lurkey-loo.

BBC: “Let’s move on.” Indeed.

Fresh-caught cod from Billingsgate market + house-cut potatoes + separate oil for frying them =… instagram.com/p/BW4V8RGAEs_/

My kid just likened red40 food dye to handguns. He noticed that both are illegal in France. Not nitpicking.

Why we fell for clean eating | Life and style | The Guardian theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

The #CajunNavy is giving me hope today, so tonight we eat red beans and rice and drink a toast to neighbors. #HurricaneHarvey

Tonight we honor the #cajunnavy with their regional dish, #redbeansandrice. We're grateful… instagram.com/p/BYXLfTrAWN1/

The state of grass-fed beef: It's good news. Catching up on reading, and love this piece by Pervaiz Shallwani. wsj.com/articles/grass… via The Wall Street Journal

My Iowa-born grandmother once snapped at me when I used a tiny bit of sugar in cornbread: "That's Jonny Cake." amp.charlotteobserver.com/living/food-dr…

Why hasn't local food caught on in the super-fertile Heartland? @LynnMarieFree documents the disconnect. civileats.com/2017/10/12/on-…

I just deleted 1,641 emails in about 15 minutes. #imback

I’m fed up with autocorrect and it’s incorrect apostrophe insistence.

Can a drawl be laconic? #AskingForAFriend

Also (same friend): The word “but” negates what came before. If you want to add rhythm to your sentence, maybe try “fa” or “la”.