I swear if another department tweaks my numbers and makes me go schizo again …

I HATE IT WHEN WEBSITES UPDATE THEIR UI AND IT'S MUCH WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE

Interns at my office say the most bougie shit imaginable and everyone acts like it’s a normal thing to say I wish they had experienced the AC discourse on Nepali twter

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I can make at least 5 racist (to the Chinese) twts off the top of my head that would get me fired

The quality of your day is highly correlated with your bowel movement Only a few realise this

Zone out for 2 mins and the next thing i hear is “people are having gay sex in grade 5”

Girl- Do you love me? 🙈🙈 Me- Is your name bbq pork and roasted duck w rice, dong lai cha siu tim ? Girl- No 😅😅 Me- There, you have your answer Girl shocked, I rocked Follow for more savage twts

Uncs be posting the most bizzaire shit on Likin but i still react "Insightful 💡" cuz i want some of that word of mouth action

Senior behind me keeps saying “technically” in her Singaporean French accent

Biches me like 🤪🤪👻 No what are they like? Idk If someone knows, pls contact me on WhatsApp- +852 53669882

Having no personality outside of your achievements makes you a really good LinkedIn poster Unless you have years of industry experience, no one cares what you think I do not want to be friends with anyone who thinks what our friendship teaches them about B2B saas model

crazy dutch guy call him a cycle path

I am sick and tired of setting passwords for 5 different sites and being forced to update them every once in a while for security reasons The ccp and private corps already have all my information so let’s stop doing this bs

I swear if another strong passport holder goes “why dont you just travel 🤪🤪” on me i am gonna lose it

I would be so cool to know people from different parts of nepal so I could travel and crash at their place But unfortunately all the folks i know reside in either ktm or Jhapa 🥀🥀

I was a beef loving Hindu and she was a pork loving Muslim

Anyone who says ChatGPT is better than DeepSeek at anything is racist and should not be trusted with employment

She was the baddest Now replace m with s

Guy who watched a YT video on how to get abs Vs guy who watched the same video but went down the manosphere rabbit hole and is now scared of touching receipts cuz its gonna tank his test