caroline charlotte church polachek

what if charli xcx has to do jury service

ari is the twinky accomplice who has ur back when issa KNIFE

no one: Robyn:

a performance of 4.48 *at* 4.48, girl yes

so nice to receive this from 1,589 scripts thank youuuuu Papatango prize - we are in coooonversations with buildings, so if anyone wants a read or a coffee ☕️ hit me or Anna Marsland up - get ur (The) Freak on

turning up to my nephew’s christening in 10 minutes

why do they take an hour off the day at precisely the moment when everyone gets seasonal depression may I ask

my prediction so far

If I had an office job I would change my out of office to saying your email will be deleted on arrival

my internal paranoia thinking we’re seeing girls aloud at the o2 tonight

@ Theatre Twitter WHERE are the venues for longer form plays at The Fringe apart from Traverse and Sumerhall (RIP) Like 100 mins+

Idk who needs to hear this but Charli xcx’s mic is in rice x

so why was she not invited back on stage

with the exception of maybe Janine Butcher, Mad Maya was probably the best TV villain of all time

just spoke to my psychoanalyst about identifying with demon twinks, my flop era looms

Stella Creasy loves Walthamstow but in a very ‘ironic’ way

mothers of the sq

Flies the minute you crack a window open