throwback to last year when i had covid and was taking pics of laura palmer like i was at a concert

things i’m always spreading the word about 1. selena gomez oreos 2. cheez it duos jalapeño cheddar jack 3. fake lyme disease (chronic lyme disease)

just found out i have really high cholesterol. like 210 LDL. what

crumblcookieoftheweek

get in my bellaaayyy

nobody loves you like i do

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

got pastries and walked around sf

sandwich

another sandwich

loaded korean waffle fries ft. karl the san francisco fog

got my daith piercing

los angeles i am in you

my second time at urth caffe today…

breakfast at porto’s

couldn’t even finish my $20 smoothie because i got a migraine

ok bye la i’ll see you again in like three weeks

you guys NEED to try selena gomez oreos. cinnamon chocolate cookie with a layer of sweetened condensed milk flavored creme with little cinnamon sugar bits AND a layer of chocolate cinnamon flavored creme

officer truman 😍

doing a really bad job of watching my saturated fat intake