With a Turkish Barbers opening at one end of the town and now a Cypriot Grill at the other, members of the Berkhamsted Town Committee have drawn up plans to make Kings Road (including Lower) a Buffer Zone similar to that in Nicosia.

Keep it classy Tring dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6…

Dear Residents of Berkhamsted (Bresidents?) could you come up with a better pun or marketing slogan than this offering seen at Berkhamsted Station this morning?

Interesting fact - Berkhamsted now has more hair dressers/ salons per square mile (combined) than: Paris Miami LA London Eastbourne

A spot of controversy over on Facebook caused by Sterling Estate Agents Clearly the angry mob don’t frequent Costa or Waitrose. I heard “a real London Vibe” and “London chic” uttered at least five times as I angrily flicked through my copy of the Daily Mail in the Waitrose cafe today.

Someone from Berkhamsted sticking out like a sore thumb over the border in Tring. #berkhamstedparking

Hearing reports of a fracas involving a member of the public trying to stop the local police from removing a busker from the glorious streets of Berkhamsted earlier. Allegedly the spot outside Tesco and Aitchisons estate agents is currently like Tiananmen Square #Berkhamsted

If, like me, you saw this appalling piece of BBC Bias today you too can complain via this link bbc.co.uk/complaints/com… Johnnie “Tring Temptress” Irwin - how dare you besmirch the town you live in. We will now of course mutter and tut about you #weareBerkhamsted #Berkhamsted

Anything you can help with @EverythinTring Tring Together

Welcome to Berkhamsted - where you can say times have moved on but you’re still stuck in the comfort of the 1970’s #Berkhamsted #EducateYourself

Due to recent stock shortages and empty shelves in Waitrose, a few of us crossed the border in to Tring to sample their shops. Here’s a brief summary of our experience: M&S - Ruined by the locals Tesco - Large amounts of inbreeding. Co-Op - Don’t bother Morrison’s - See above

Berkhamsted SUV drivers start new parking trend in Waitrose car park #Berkhamsted

Graham Greene was born in this fine town but we don’t like to go on about it #Berkhamsted

Berkhamsted Jubilee Celebrations: “Wah wah wah why doesn’t the council pay for bunting wah wah Dacorum should be ashamed wah wah wah once historic town wah wah wah”

Disgusting. It’s “does”

Did you just hear that #Aylesbury ? “I think Aylesbury is cool” The words of @TalkRoberto nonetheless. How much have you bunged him?

.@TalkRoberto as an avid listener to the show I was extremely disappointed to hear you refer to Aylesbury as cool. Typical bias from the BBC.

Temptation is running extended opening hours today to help the male folk of Berkhamsted with their panic buying. Extra staff are on hand to get shoppers in and out quickly and efficiently. They do not want a repeat of last year where it looked like Black Friday at 5:25pm

Berkhamsted Life Tesco in Northchurch is open until 10 if you miss the deadline and are willing to risk crossing the state line for a discounted bag of Cadburys Buttons. #protip #sexualnorthchurch

Just leave it there. The Berkhamsted Way.