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Berf

@berfbased

$BERF - Sloth. 36. Single. Trolling & making frens in Mom's Basement - t.me/BerfBased | Not Based? #GetBerfed

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$BERF has been embracing his love for the outdoors ever since the first snowfall of the year. This week, he took it to the next level, deciding it was time for some one-on-one bonding with mother nature—just him, the snow, and his questionable survival instincts.

$BERF has been embracing his love for the outdoors ever since the first snowfall of the year.

This week, he took it to the next level, deciding it was time for some one-on-one bonding with mother nature—just him, the snow, and his questionable survival instincts.
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$BERF hijacked a helicopter at a ski resort today because he refused to pay the “lift fee.” Now he’s stuck at the top of the mountain, out of fuel, freezing, and yelling, “This is BASE innovation!” while the authorities close in.

$BERF hijacked a helicopter at a ski resort today because he refused to pay the “lift fee.”

Now he’s stuck at the top of the mountain, out of fuel, freezing, and yelling, “This is BASE innovation!” while the authorities close in.
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$BERF went hunting this weekend and missed a deer from just 5 feet away. He claimed it was a “warning shot" and said, “BASE hunters play the long game.

$BERF went hunting this weekend and missed a deer from just 5 feet away.

He claimed it was a “warning shot" and said, “BASE hunters play the long game.
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$BERF may or may not have caused a full-blown crash site on the Basebahn yesterday while making his way back from the slopes. Witnesses say he was “in control,” but the wreckage, scattered beer cans, and Berf screaming “BASE never brakes!” tell a different story.

$BERF may or may not have caused a full-blown crash site on the Basebahn yesterday while making his way back from the slopes.

Witnesses say he was “in control,” but the wreckage, scattered beer cans, and Berf screaming “BASE never brakes!” tell a different story.
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Of course, every time I try to increase my bags, the universe decides to screw me. Literally, as I’m about to swap for some Trump, I spill my $4 coffee all over my keyboard. That’s $4 I’ll never get back, and I’m still bagless.

Of course, every time I try to increase my bags, the universe decides to screw me.

Literally, as I’m about to swap for some Trump, I spill my $4 coffee all over my keyboard. That’s $4 I’ll never get back, and I’m still bagless.
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Shoutout to Elon and Doge for my new Tesla Bot government worker. Y'all can keep your deep seek I'm tryna deep seek my great new social worker.

Shoutout to Elon and Doge for my new Tesla Bot government worker.

Y'all can keep your deep seek I'm tryna deep seek my great new social worker.
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$TOSHI: Bro, I went all in! Tell me it’s not a rug $WEIRDO: Should’ve staked… $BRETT: One more dip and I’m out Jesse: This is how BASE legends are made $CHOMP: I thought we were mooning, not crashing Me: Doesn’t matter, bros! We’re either landing in Lambos or hitchhiking home

$TOSHI: Bro, I went all in! Tell me it’s not a rug
$WEIRDO: Should’ve staked…
$BRETT: One more dip and I’m out
Jesse: This is how BASE legends are made
$CHOMP: I thought we were mooning, not crashing
Me: Doesn’t matter, bros! We’re either landing in
Lambos or hitchhiking home