This is really how women want you to carry them around all day

“you’re so gullible” I’m sorry i trust my friends when they tell me things. I’m sorry im pure of heart. unlike u who just lied to me.

Not a parent saying “Because of religion I’m not sending my son to school until God tells me to” 💀😭

Carrie hit me right in the heart

A trip. That is already planned out, paid for, and I just show up

next month is may, may the flowers teach you why the rain was so necessary

it turns out everywhere you go you take yourself

No solo lo bueno, disfruto lo malo

"Your package will be delivered today" Me all day:

Fav series right now 🤣

Canelo fights are like a national holiday

Kind of would really like to start dreaming again, thank you!

Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫😫😫

A simple RT could help me grow my business.

Currently 🥲

Everything when we was younger was just way better it’s not even nostalgia at this point

Chaos erupts as Messi appears on hotel balcony in San Jose California

$30 mini trays. For 2-3 people. Pick up in Bell. Hit me to pre-order.

A veces no estamos enojadas, solo tenemos hambre 🤩🤩🤩🤩