Cannot overstate how much you shouldn’t be bouncing on anything after all of that

too many DJs and not enough People Who Like To Go Dancing

I just cut a white man off in traffic

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BATS HAVE INTRODUCED LANTERNFLIES INTO THEIR DIET AND IT’S HELPING CONTROL THE LANTERNFLY POPULATION AND SUPPORT THE BAT POPULATION THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops!

so eating and being served at a restaurant in a tent is okay, but living in one because you have nowhere else to go is not. taking up public space is okay, but only as a consumer

i once saw an old man buy flowers and when the cashier asked “anniversary?” he said “no, she just had a bad day yesterday.” that’s the kind of love i pray for

Nigga😭

I like that he’s constantly impressed with himself for bagging Selena lmao.

my cooking pet peeve is when people don’t let the onions sautée before adding ground beef😭

Another pair of shoes I came across today.

why is he dressed like a burger king whopper

bad bunny speaking on colonialism + the displacement of puerto ricans rn. with everything going on w ice, this is bigger than a performance. it’s a statement.

Excellent I don’t wanna hear a single word of English the entire time! Make those MAGA assholes squirm.

WE ARE SO READY

When the fuck did they get a purple one?

americans aren’t protesting this enough to my liking ngl

The Italians taught me that cheese and fruit do in fact go together just like this, especially Brie