Who’s better this week? Martinelli or Gordon? I like Martinelli but money I save with Gordon enables a move to Havertz or Chelsea defender in GW31. Also Everton likely double in GW3132? #fplcommunity #fpl

Lacazette, Toney, Iheanacho, Bamford, Watkins, Ings all blank and let’s not talk about Jiminez! Can Harry Kane escape the strikers curse this GW? #FPLCommunity #fpl

@newcoventgardensoup found this in my soup yesterday, is it the skinny chicken's gastric band? 🤢😡