If I blocked you on social media and you see me in public, the block still applies in real life.

garlic bread literally drags any meal from a 3 to a solid 10

If you see two sisters, the short ones the oldest.

If you're attracted to me, that's a big red flag so this already won't work

Damn tomorrow really another 24 hour day huh?

Boneless wings are literally just chicken nuggets

Good morning to everyone except people who don’t use their blinker

Unknown numbers calling me like bro i don’t even answer the phone for people i know.

"you only live once" i sure hope so man

coffee dont do it for me anymore, i need someone to text me saying “we need to talk”

Next time I lose my mind I swear I'm not even going to look for it anymore.

You've been lied to

I laugh for a living

Haters really wake up daily and lie to themselves 😂

All this nonsense

Free your mind

No one has seen this

They will say it's staged 😂

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