She’s a 10 but she always has a headache

Life’s shite init

Being in the 1% of the population that isn’t on holiday at the moment

Petition for Instagram to delete any account that uses “vitamin sea” as a caption

Me when I get home from work:

Watching Ekin-Su walk in by herself #LoveIsland

Primark are currently making "may the best heartbreaker win" T-shirts as we speak #LoveIsland

Girls 🤝 moaning that their boyfriends are terrible at taking photos of them

Not sure who needs to hear this but stop walking your dogs in the hottest part of the day 😡

trying to sleep tonight:

Me on a hangover: x.com/Fucking__lit/s…

Best day being @joshuahenry_’s best man. Congratulations again to Mr and Mrs Henry ❤️ @ Bignor Park Estate instagram.com/p/CidHdpOLpH59…

Biting into a McDonald’s apple pie:

The best thing about #LoveIsland is the tweets during the adverts

When you check your bank balance after a night out:

Great to meet Geoff Shreeves on the way to Charlton today. Top bloke! #cafc

Appleton has to go, embarrassing performance and tactics #cafc

We can confirm that Michael Appleton has left the club with immediate effect after being relieved of his role as Head Coach. #cafc