Shagbark be like “you should just drink at the VFW and kill your self”

*The Fray voice* How To Suck a Pipe

Love when a sign says “downhill next 44 miles”

This Nebraska corn sweat humidity is making me sticky 🙂

Been listening to nothing but yetzer hara trap podcast the entire drive

Almost to Iowa 👆

Three beverage Theory

Just great, you’ve spiked my cortisol and now I’m lactating. Wonderful.

Drive this long you discover new ways to sit in your car. Currently doing a cross between Matthew McConaughey and a crane operator

Thinking about the time in 5th grade we had to make a fake business so I made a coffee shop called Hebrew Coffee

Known musically with references like “Swag Like Ohio” and “Carry Me Ohio”

Got caught denying my maker so they have sown my eyes shut

Hello New Jersey

Operation Benni Cannonball Run Complete ✅ Safe n sound in new apartment Los Angeles to the Jersey Shore: 2120 miles and 49.5 hours, no tickets!!