I owe Charlotte Flair an apology.

Saving this for the next time I feel any shame posting something.

MON launching on a TUE?! Piss me off.

gMoanad

Me: Could you help me bring the delivery in? Her: The postman managed to carry it… Me:

Me: ok so here’s our marketing plan for Q4… Nikita Bier (he has somehow joined the google meet): yeah, no, don’t do that

Me looking at the 5’6 clanker in my kitchen. (It cannot reach the top two shelves.)

Calling it: M5 version in April. (Will be buying, I just need a Mac Mini to retire my bloodline)

You walk in on the humanoid robot (that is actually controlled by a human, not AI) going through your wallet and reading your credit card info, what do you do?

There is a 13% chance of edging 3+ times during today's press conference.