plants, and me: “it’s kind of amazing how simply being fertilized makes me feel so much better.”

Lindsey Graham Shut the fuck up you faggot

they've had enough 😂😂

BREAKING: A Florida meteorologist just went on air and said he can’t accurately report the weather anymore, because Trump’s DOGE cuts gutted the satellite data he relies on. We’re not just defunding science, we’re sabotaging public safety. And for what? So a billionaire

i cannot wait for MIB to be eliminated…she is so goddamn annoying. 🙄 she’s just craving attention…like sis, go to therapy. #DragRace

Lyft is reportedly down for thousands of users right now. Are you one of them? #LyftDown community.designtaxi.com/topic/12752-is…

it looks like the #lyft driver app is back up

the best #president our nation has ever had. #BarackObamaDayJune14th

Bro 🤣💀

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

Congrats MAGA, you did it.

KittyQM Cory Booker Scary words beginning with “trans”: Translate, transmit, transport, transact, transfer, transcribe, transparent… It’s amusing to see hands immediately moving to clutch pearls whenever the word “trans” appears. As my mom used to say: you’d cut off your nose to spite your face

If you think it's so immaterial, maybe call a few seniors in nursing homes and explain to them where they'll go next. Call the mom of a kid with disabilities who won't be able to pay for a new wheelchair. Call just one person whose life you're going to tear apart.

hey Grok what do you think about elon wanting to replace you?

why does the universe keep tossing hot Libras at me? like…what lesson is this trying to teach me? is it something stupid about balance? someone into #astrology help me to explain this

48 years ago today, pop music as we know it was invented

Group gets shamed for harassing two women kissing in a swimming pool

alright Apple TV stop advertising Messi FC games to me.

one thing about Trixie Mattel™ is that she's always right