Welp guess my blue ✔️ will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Dear Mogg Good man this Dan Wotton guy. He's linked the US establishment's persecution of Trump with the UK establishment's persecution of me. Same way we see in Twelfth Night, Toby Belch and Feste persecute Mercutio. Bandanna in excelsis deo Boris

Edge, what a legend…. The absolute definition of underrated musician. #timstwitterlisteningparty

When you wish upon a star (or two) to buy your football club… fair play Wrexham, fairy tale stuff…

Read this!!!

I spent this week at Auschwitz listening to Holocaust survivors expressing their fears that people would forget what they went through. And here it is, in plain sight.

Save Brixton Academy #SaveBrixtonAcademy - Sign the Petition! chng.it/yJBLwBrS via Change.org UK

David Starkey says the PM is "not fully grounded in our culture". I wonder what he means?* *Rhetorical

If you don't want football fans to boo the national anthem, don't play the national anthem at football matches. It's as simple as that. Not everyone is nationalistic. Not everyone believes in God. Not everyone wants to save the king. Suck it up, you right-wing snowflakes.

Steven Jones This isn't f***** Minority Report! You don't just get to arrest innocent people because you think crimes might happen. If you have Intel that they're going to commit acts of violence, sure. But carrying a "Not my king" sign isn't exactly a loaded gun.

“oh how they mocked when I chose to specialize in upside-down horse rescuing”

Like machine Gun Kelly dressing as Bob Dylan. .#Weeknd

#bbcqt In Scotland if shit goes wrong they get arrested, in England they get knighthoods.

Do you know why Rishi Sunak has refused to block Boris' knighthoods to the #PartygateVideo lot or Truss' to the IEA? If he does, then the next PM will be able to block Sunak's list too. So whoever Sunak has already promised to knight in exchange for support, will abandon him.

Oh yeah, don’t forgot the ‘people up on the roofs’ #bbcqt

It’s #bandcampfriday!! Buy my book/album today and I get to keep the bandcamp fees, what a deal! Link here bweaver.bandcamp.com/album/sleep-th…

Just nearly cried at an away kit reveal video, take my money Bristol Rovers

Now streaming on Apple Music "Sleep Through The Riots" music.apple.com/us/album/sleep…

Penny Mordaunt's conference speech verbatim but as a torch song.

This is what it was like spending time with our son’s dead body. He had cancer so there was nothing we could do to stop it. I think I’m posting this because many making/avoiding decisions right now haven’t held their child’s corpse.