Since Tyler! 🐿️✨ reminded me of my postcard obsession I want to share this good bird from Germany (make way please!)

When Calif gender reveal parties cause wildfires, the folks that cause the wildfires get sent to prison or have to pay for disaster relief. So... Rerere338261 pay up. 🇺🇲, 🇨🇦 and 🇫🇷 just used a lot of resources for your guys' hubris. Or did you miss the debt ceiling shit?

Parental estrangement is weird. For example, it hit me today that there's probably a third reason I'm so pissed about Rerere338261 1. I'm a trained marine biologist 2. My husband is active duty coast guard And then 3. My dad spent 5 years of his life under water on subs. Lol

youtube.com/watch?v=UrKHLQ… whenever I have a really bad day, I remember at least I'm not like my dad. Who sunk a fucking tugboat. (He wasn't the navigator, he was the supply officer. But still. My dad's sub sunk a tugboat.)

Work mom: *gives me a ton of awesome food* My adhd brain: i havent eaten yet today. I need a balanced meal. My arfid stomach: How about... all of the coleslaw in the fridge and nothing else

Wow. We've lived in these apartments for a year. Gave up after 3 maintenance requests from our light fixtures breaking because water leaks out of them when it rains. And now our fire alarm is going off at 11:15pm on a holiday weekend because water is pouring out of that, too.

If people ask me "what would you do for a klondike bar" the answer is nothing. But if i am asked "what would you do for bacon egg sous vide bites" the answer is ANYTHING

Spending our second wedding anniversary doing what we did our wedding day (watching the princess bride with a freezer section lasagna) wearing exactly what we were wearing for our ceremony down to the comfy shorts. Perfect wedding, best husband

When you try to do an 8+ hour each way weekend roadtrip like you're not disabled, but you *are* disabled, don't worry- your body will remind you and you 👏 will 👏 pay 👏 I feel like death warmed over and I've been sleeping a solid 16 hours a day 🙃

A real quote from a camper "Cows are evil. Cows make milk. And milk makes the dads go away. Therefore. Cows are responsible for infidelity." (Then he started singing "I want it that way") #campcounselor #summercamp

My current projects are all long term and the lack of a finishing line for months on end is making my ADHD brain antsy and restless. Does anyone know of any websites looking for short IP pieces <1K that might be interested in something on prohibition era alcohol trademarks?

abc7chicago.com/golden-eagle-b… Damn, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service - I guess disabled beings have zero value or potential. How are disabled people supposed to feel when they see that you order a disabled eagle that had everything already taken care of immediately murdered without a second thought? Gross

If you EVER hear a parent say “my Child won’t speak to me” “they cut all ties to me” or “they cut me off” I really hope you’re intelligent and bold enough to look them in the eyes and ask “Why would your child voluntarily orphan themselves? Why did they find whatever you did so

Idk whose discord server just made notification beeps like 100 times in 5 minutes a little bit ago but omfg the anxiety. I wish Discord would tell me which server(s) are freaking me the fuck out so I can respond appropriately rather than muting 99% of my servers instead

I'm so tired of puking every day. I'm so tired of docs acting like I'm lying because I'm fat. It's almost like they're saying "well who cares if it's been 6 years of regular vomiting. It's not like you couldn't use some weight loss."

I saw this and immediately heard Shayne Topp in my head. "Ohhh I'd haaate it if a big strong lady krampus came and hit me with a branch! that would be so baaaad I'd haaaate it so muuuuch"

Dr. Kenji Noda is definitely one of my favourite characters this year, but I’d also pick him for best hair in a movie

I hear barking in my apartment complex. Then trevor voice appears in my mind: Is that a dog or is someone horny howling for goofy missionary with their beautiful wife

open.spotify.com/episode/5xTaTk… my non biological father says I'm famous