Hardest Geezer will be gutted

This is pure Barclays, wonderful to have seen witnessed it live in this day and age

Sorry but where did this guy hear that Edinburgh University was more prestigious than St Andrews?

Sorry but two BBC News notifications about Taylor Swift's album in two days is too far. Users are provided with an eclectic range but I'd rather only know about forever impending doom thank you very much

That Dryrobe x Parliament Hill Farmers' Market crossover

Please watch my latest doc into the underground world of the ghostwriters of OnlyFans!

Oldest man in the world having a chippy tea every Friday? Makes you proud to be British

Me asking the Lib Dems when they're releasing the Nick Clegg 'Call Me Maybe' video

This is a Euros-winning shirt if I've ever seen one

When I add a snazzy transition to my videos:

Some guy on the Tube just ripped the fattest fart I've ever heard and not a single person reacted. London leading the way once again.

My London no-go areas:

- Bit outside Camden Town station
- Camden Market
- The stretch of canal surrounding Camden Market
- Camden high street
- Any Camden pub
- Camden

One of my main takeaways from watching One Day (apart from now experiencing an existential crisis) is that Dreams by The Cranberries has to be played in every British and Irish film/TV show set in the 1990s, it's the law.

..........we didn't start the fire?

Two different people's Instagram stories on the same issue.

Two worlds operating under completely separate narratives.