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Worst part of going to the barbers is when they show you the back of your head in that little mirror and then kiss your neck I just hate it

Only 16 advent calendars left to eat I’m absolutely stuffed

Just discussing the worst to best Quality Street and I am correct

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Taking some time off - keen to do some writing sessions if any other songwriters fancy meeting up xoxo

Don’t tell me your astrology sign tell me which Junior Bake Off kid you hate the most

First time at Brudenell Social club today. Spotted about 5 gigs I’m booking tickets for as soon as I get home

Nice to see Hit the Bar getting some use again, underrated little venue

Some of you are rotting away in the 9-5 while the rest of us are pure side hustle

Just watched La La Land for the first time and excuse me what the fuck

The music has done me in

I can’t do AI images but a picture of princess Diana at heavens gate bashing a rolling pin on her palm

The best thing about bowling is the single curly fry in your chips

Might buy some dungarees for this

Tell me it’s not the same song

1 week till I get the Stockton calling fuzzies 🥰

Went to see the Monet Water-Lilies today and a man sat in front of it and read his newspaper