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Planning a trip to Europe to gets some cheap Levis and a new laptop

The Chinese Foreign Ministry right now. nytimes.com/2025/04/20/us/…

They do not have phones 💔

Pictured on the cover of his last mixtape

At this point there is something desperately undignified about the attempts by so many analysts and scholars to project a sense of rational strategic thinking into a US government that is driven by incoherent ideological and venal impulses

Booked tickets to see Ute Lemper sing Kurt Weill next month. I mean, if we’re doing this, let’s do it properly. Iykyk. Also: omg.

Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.

biology is where overconfident quants go to die

Those who don’t understand how LLMs work are starting to go insane interacting with them Schizophrenia amongst normies is becoming increasingly prevalent; They are jailbreaking models to engage in delusions with them

my most American belief is that mailmen should be a priestly-warrior caste, laser focused on The Mail but can absolutely fuck you up

A famous anti-piracy campaign from the early 2000s is in the spotlight after it appeared the font used in the adverts was pirated Read more 🔗 trib.al/qYdWgjJ

Have they tested the Senate’s water supply for lead?

It’s not Signal, it’s a Signal clone with archiving “TM SGNL” - telemessage.com/mobile-archive… - so RIP their CISO’s regular sleep pattern

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coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

A 98 year old World War 2 veteran, returned to his tank to destroy one last Nazi car. He has a message for Elon Musk, Tesla, Putin, Trump and the international regressive movement. We crushed fascism before, and we'll crush it again, so let's go shall we?

If you have a pacemaker, you can put it in your Will to have your pacemaker donated to a dog in need after you pass. Pacemakers cannot be donated to another human, but they can be donated to dogs with cardiac issues who would depend on it to stay alive.

Oh *well done*

Coding with AI has revealed that most of the thing that makes programming hard isn't writing the code down but getting to a point of conceptual clarity. Previously the only way to get there was by fighting through writing the code, so it got conflated with programming itself.