New very short story: 'Shelf Life.'

New very short story.

New very short story.

Newish very short story.

This cannot be true, largely because it is not.

New very short story that somehow grew out of a bad Vietnam joke in Unfrosted. Piece below, expanded commentary at open.substack.com/pub/bgreenman/….

Someone from the beef should have gone on Meet the Press.

I had a nightmare.

There's ANOTHER Kendrick song? The musical, 'Fragments from Beef! The Musical,' has adjusted accordingly. Excerpt below, full thing at bgreenman.substack.com/p/fragments-fr….

People weigh in.

Kentucky Derby tweet flashback.

'To save a little time, we might pass both ways.'

Tweet-length novel (233): Three friends stood outside a bar. One was angry because he had not made the most of his talent. One was sad because he had been told by a woman inside the bar that his talent was not as great as he believed. The third, unburdened, polished off his beer.

Some days it seems like that Conan O'Brien travel show is the only good thing on TV. Good thing it's very good.

I have no idea if Unfrosted is good or bad or worse, but I like this line/joke from this review: 'If you watch the first three hours on Netflix and then pause it, you’ll find that somehow only one hour has passed.' thewrap.com/unfrosted-netf…

Also slate.com/culture/2017/0…. So many borrowings and also some inventing. It’s all fair game and usually pretty great.

What percent of generalizations are accurate?

What will be the best invention of the 22nd century?

Newish very short story below and with expanded commentary at open.substack.com/pub/bgreenman/….

Newish very short story below. Additional commentary and different (better?) formatting at bgreenman.substack.com/p/memory-motel.