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Magic Tom

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Blue collared Bengals fan watching the game from the nosebleeds || The term Tom Foolery™️ comes from me || We pay our respects to President Woodrow Wilson here

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Evan McPherson slowly shaping into a bengals kicker. Cashing game checks and must be pulling pud at practice instead of practicing KICKING FIELD GOALS.

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If we lose this game I blame Evan McPherson for a 10 point swing. That will be the 4th game he’s cost us this year between missed FGs and extra points. He is going to start making a case for one of the worst bengals kickers we’ve ever seen if he keeps this up.

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I mean they were on the 1 yd line they would have scored against this soft ass defense regardless. How about we make the FG and don’t give them the ball on the 50 against our bottom 5 D in the league?

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This team just gave up. Look at their body language. THATS SO FUCKING SOFT. I WANT ZAC TAYLORS ASS ON A PLATTER BEFORE HE CAN GET TO THE LOCKER ROOM.

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Great excuse to drink some bourbon on a Tuesday night tho! Everyone will be too busy complaining tomorrow to expect any work to get done 😎 #voteBengalsTom #tuesdayLibations

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OUR OLINE IS A BUNCH OF SOFT ASS MFS. YOU NEED TO BE FIGHTING A DEFENDER AFTER SOME BUSCH LEAGUE SHIT LIKE THIS. FIGHT FOR YOUR QB AND FIGHT FOR YOUR TEAM.

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. @AmeriGas I didn’t serve as an ESSENTIAL WORKER during the COVID-19 pandemic cleaning pools until my knuckles bled just for you to PUT MY FRIEND ON HOLD REPEATEDLY, CHARGE HIM FOR SERVICES YOU ARENT PROVIDING, AND SKIP THE DELIVERY TO HIM TWICE. GIVE US OUR PROPANE NOW! #orElse

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. United Airlines HOW DO YOU LOSE MY FRIEND’S GATE CHECKED CARRY ON? CAN GUARANTEE YOU’VE LOST CUSTOMERS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW UNAMERICAN VALUES TO RUN YOUR ONCE COMPETENT CORPORATION INTO THE GROUND! FLY UNITED AND RISK NEVER MAKING IT SAFELY TO YOUR DESTINATION!™️

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Someone explain to me how Hard Rock Bet doesn’t get regulated more. Bengals to make the playoffs is +1000 on their site. Parlaying the three things that HAVE TO HAPPEN FOR THEM TO MAKE IT: Bengals ML (-135), Chiefs ML (+400), Jets ML (-110) is +1562. A 50% gouge? Criminal.

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I’m coming into Orlando hot tonight to get this team back on track. When #CoachTom speaks, you LISTEN. We will be figuring out this season tonight even if I have to drag you across the finish line kicking and screaming Orlando Magic