Good morning, Florida — it’s only Wednesday, and already: 😧 Trump-endorsed candidate for #FLGov Byron Donald’s had a meltdown at his first town hall (not very gubernatorial) 😠 It has been reported that Ron, Casey, and their lackeys stole $10M in Medicaid $$ #HopeFlorida

Irony is officially dead

Bookmarking these stats to check back next year

Forget about putting up Assad margins. I want to put up Allan Shivers margins.

Fiscal conservatives help me out here is 320% more debt good or bad???

Losing money insider trading is a level of incompetence one can only expect from a Republican member of congress

Hey Congresswoman Laurel Lee please make sure your boss Donald Trump gets a copy of these survey results! Glad to see your logo right there so he knows who was responsible for this important constituent feedback!

Nobody wants to work anymore.

If you fail to meet the deadline that was already extended, there will be ̶m̶a̶j̶o̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶e̶q̶u̶e̶n̶c̶e̶s̶ additional time provided.

The bad guys had red lightsabers btw

This is what you love about DNC Chair Ken Martin. He's a workhorse, and he's willing to go *anywhere* to make sure the American people know that while Trump is crashing the economy and ignoring the constitution, Democrats are fighting for YOU.

Can’t expect Randy Fine to know what his district looks like since he doesn’t even live there.

Yes, I would also like Summer Tarts. Thank you!

Florida headlines are just different

This is the same guy who worked to undermine State Attorney Monique Worrell and accused her of being soft on crime. Today Monique Worrell is back her office, and Marcos Lopez is in a jail cell. Both are where they belong. Funny how things work out.

Just saw a whole family get off a plane in DC wearing Trump hats and I’m dying thinking about all the conservatives who accidentally scheduled their maga pilgrimage the same weekend as World Pride.

Can’t believe I live in a timeline where I’m cheering on Tucker Carlson but that’s what humiliating Ted Cruz will earn you in my book.

Trump went from “I’ll release the Epstein files” to “there are no Epstein files to release” to “the democrats created the Epstein files”