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twitters shitty ass ai thinks a real human being would see this, gasp, and ask "How are stairs in Congress maintained?????!!!!!?!?!???!!?!" bitch i dont give a shit if they routinely smear the staircases in that hellzone building with canola oil

film snobs are discovering musical theater and doing a terrible job talking about it. stick to being bad at talking about regular movies, guys.

adrian dittman is chinedu 2.0

reading some product reviews and stumbled on a genuine gem

trudeau resigned today so that he could travel to dc and instigate the lib january 6th, inspired by the actions of his late father fidel castro

last place fantasy team named "aj hawk tuah" arguably the single biggest reason american politics is so fucked up is that the actual measure to resolve many problems is "tax the treatlerites" but treatlerites are basically the most activated type of voter

Anyone making a living as a “playwright” or a “poet” is an intelligence service asset

just learned that they’re doing a mr boop musical on broadway. I should reasonably have known about this but I think my subconscious prevented me from learning it til now

Twitter’s working extra well today

everybody knows that George Lucas wanted to call him “Luke Starkiller” before he settled on “Luke Skywalker” but the final name was actually his THIRD draft. originally he pitched “Luke Childkiller” which the execs loved but ultimately they decided it would be far too cool

this is the second time this has happened this week. why do high winds make it impossible to work on a boiler in a basement

someone should send this guy a compilation of fun american local business ads where they do a kitschy song or rap, for inspiration. he’d really knock something like that out of the park

1 train conductor just said “next and final stop 103rd Street. I’m just kidding.” and the whole train chuckled