I think I should get a puppy. Forever love, right?

*Hopes his pop-tart is enjoying the playlist*

This place needs some sprucing up! Operation decorator storm. youtu.be/VEN2tvg6hO4

Harder.... #YouCanSayThatAgain #PunIntended

*footage of Regina Mills {RP}’s plans blowing up in her face*

||: This is roleplay. You can make the character whatever the fuck you want. Got a problem with it? You should google how to delete twitter off your phone then or hit the X in the corner of your screen.

*struts out onto the timeline* Heeelllloooooooo, Storybrooke!

I still remember the look on Regina's face when I said I Hook was sexy.

Should have used a Hook pun, thought it was too soon. [snickers]

Killian is a man after me own /hearty/.

Hey, Killian, Killian 🌊 Jones, /arrr/ you sure you can handle this /booty/, Matey?

This situations needs to be di-loot-ed immediately.

/Brig/ it on, Pirate. [smirks]

Killian, you /hooked/ me at /ahoy/.

Probably on it a time or two as well. [Shrugs, grinning]

Hey, Regina, are you out there?