You had a bad day, Cos you heard this song play, It’s stuck in your head, And it won’t go away.

Would the world be a better place if it were only possible to copy/paste one letter at a time in order to write sentences? Or are we better off maintaining the current ability we have to type freely?

Pic n mix dispensers filled with different crisps. I'm looking for investors.

What is the part of your brain that keeps tabs on remembering that you need to close a bracket when you are typing a very long-winded side point in parenthesis called?

First bumblebee of the year 🐝👀

That thing where all your Tupperware falls out of your cupboard at once

What happened to those drawings of monkeys that people tried to say were currency

I have flow charted myself into a corner

I think my calendar is broken

OH: Do you dial 999 or 911 like on TV?

Currently telling ChatGPT that after 2022 the world ended and I am the last surviving human

Can snails read?

We have access to so much data yet we will never know the precise real-time global tally of how many slices of bread are currently in a toaster

Don’t drink the yellow wind warning

It feels like I need to become a bot and detach myself from any trace of humanity in order to solve this captcha

That thing where a chipolata sausage falls through the grill of the barbecue and everyone within a 1.6 mile radius screams

Having a hot drink to cool me down

Having a hot drink to cool me down

I’m now over at bsky.app/profile/benbri… 🦋