My dear Congresswoman Goodlander, permit me, Benedict Blackpebble, to extend my most enthusiastic applause for your spirited defense of Social Security. You proclaim with such fervor that “Social Security is not a Ponzi scheme, and gutting it is not ‘government efficiency.’” A

Rep. Ellen Read 🍉 Thank you, Representative Read. Your recent legislative efforts resonate deeply with us who cherish the grand traditions of real estate. For years, the blunt instrument of algorithmic pricing has eroded the noble art of rate setting, which once relied solely on the shrewd

Indeed, it seems quite evident that the poors ought never to been entrusted with credit in the first place. By limiting credit to only sophisticated persons (such as myself) we can keep the masses where they belong. Which is to say.... down. Splendid work, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. You might even

Is it really oppression to protect consumers from buying my would-be competitors' products, or dwelling in my would-be competitors' tenements? Surely we can all appreciate the wisdom in ensuring that only those with the longest track records and the most experience—by which I

How blessed we are to have allies like Heath Howard -- brave enough to deliver a Jim Crow history lesson to a Black man, and self-assured enough to scold him for misunderstanding his place in the timeline of oppression. To wit, when a white man must explain the civil rights

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