skrg gini deh, gw boleh baca artikelnya apa engga. iklannya 3 jd cuma bs baca sebaris2????

damn (demi allah mari nikah).

netizen indonesia core.

butuh tarot reader buat kasitau gw hasil akhirnya aja karna udh terlalu anxious.

mental gw kena anjir diprank.

she did not.

Taylor Swift on Track 24 of ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ titled ‘thanK you aIMee’:

“I don't think you've changed much
And so I changed your name, and any real defining clues And one day, your kid comes home singin' A song that only us two is gonna know is about you.”

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
#TaylorSwift #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

taurus april c nya controlling.

nobody:
not even a single soul:
makanan jawa: KECAAAAAAPPP.

yg gw gakuat dari mudik, restoran manapun nunggu makanannya setaun.

abis keliling2 lebaran, social battery lgs bocor kembung.

simple tapi lukanya ga sembuh2. direndahin.

kok hype non muslim borong2 takjil udh reda? sodara2 non muslim udh pd radang tenggorokan jg kena gorengan terus?

pgn milk bun sama thr 100juta.

fiuuh. one of those days where semua org kyk anjing.

“i’m PREGNANT! …happyaprilfoolsday”

i used to think communication was the key until I realized comprehension was. coz you can communicate all you want with someone, but if they don't understand you, it's silent chaos.