kinda the perfect man

think i just saw my boss who’s married at the gay bar

cooking our brains smoking that shit your daddy smoked in vietnam…….

i think a porn stache is so hot on a man. everyone should have one

went to the gym to avoid playing overwatch and??????

trade texted me at 2:17am

i’ve been hungover for like 2 days please help 😗

boyfriend reveal

it’s 2:17am. who up?

quitting my job today to focus on being gay for the remainder of the year

i get why lana and ethel were beefing

i shouldn’t have to imagine everybody naked while presenting. everybody should just be naked

anytime i feel crazy i shave my entire beard off and rock a porn stache

boyfriend reveal

kinda giving single dad who’s a sheriff in a small town

unfortunately my gay awakening was david hasselhoff in the spongebob movie

ok fine i’ll date you muscle bear men

summertime sadness is real

when 2 men kiss i think that’s really nice and stuff