It’s so hot out my butter is spreadable

This is like naming your boat titanic.

i’m the wayne gretzky of drunkenly ordering skip the dishes and falling asleep before it arrives

i have a problem saying no so i just spent $250 on an oil change.

Darnell Nurse I don’t care what they’re (me 3 weeks ago) saying about you you can stay

I’ve restarted love island genuinely 15 times now and I can’t get past episode two. this is not enjoyable

Feeling maternal towards the grocery store lobsters

Swag is so back

the great canadian football scene

This is what you get if you invite me to your baby shower

Also obviously my coworker’s baby is a Bob Stauffer fan (according to me)

I can’t believe Trisha Paytas just gave birth to Ozzy Osbourne

TW// Hockey Canada, WJC 2018, SA The Crown reopened this case against E.M.’s wishes. Women don’t report/go to the police for a reason and we’re seeing the ‘why’ play out in real time

I took photos of G-Eazy in case anyone was wondering

in another lifetime I was a guest at the draisaitl wedding

My organs are feeling so disturbed from BVJ

A photo of me in front of my favourite american item

I swear I’m still here I’ve just been working and depressed that hockey hasn’t started

Just raw dogged a flight with no headphones or games on my phone and listened to a person cough more than I thought was humanly possible ❤️

I wish nhl Players understood how Hot a Neck guard really Is