and let me just say- a trinket is only authentic if it’s secondhand or handmade btw……. A TRINKET IS NOT A BRAND NEW MASS PRODUCED ITEM THAT U CAN BUY AT TARGET!!!!! unfortunately that is NOT a trinket, that’s just trash, diva ♥️

thinking about how next year there's a possibility i will be running essentially three duplicate twitter accounts for work (x/bsky/threads) and no tiktok..... we're so cooked

unfortunately nobody i care about is on this app anymore… might finally be time to peace out

i took the myers briggs test (i’m an INFP-A apparently) and it told me i should be a content creator so that’s nice

finally canceled spotify premium and they immediately pushed this dumbass AI-generated pug playlist on me... feeling affirmed in my decision

regret is a waste of emotion that i choose not to experience… helps that i have also never been wrong about anything in my life

just remembered that i spent 2 years of my life writing extremely dramatic opinion headlines… what a time

I got my Master’s in yearnalism

really excited to announce that i am officially the hottest person on the dating apps in sun city, arizona (40k residents and they are all senior citizens)

hate to admit it but my hair looks incredible after using my dad’s 3-in-1 shampoo

5 hour car ride with my grandma tomorrow i think i’m gonna make her listen to the entirety of diamond jubilee w me

was really hyped to see nosferatu until i remembered i’ve hated every eggers movie i’ve ever seen

been daydreaming about eggs ever since i went to vons and they were $12 and sold out 😣

my favorite regular hate commenter is this person who seems to be genuinely convinced i’m a man

3.5 hour movies should be disqualified from awards….. we are only incentivizing them

from my new essay about AI & writing. here is the rest of this thought

i got a cat (!!!) but i can only see him via the one picture i got before he went into hiding for the last 48 hours 😫

how do u get somebody to stop tweeting false and delusional things abt u? asking for a friend…