Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with is so important

there’ll be happiness after you... but there was happiness because of you

My passenger road rage is insane I will literally be like RUN THEM OVERRRRRR and that my friends is why I don’t have a license ❤️

Not me finding my missing sunglasses THE DAY after I buy new ones 🤡

goodnight

ONE DIRECTION NIGHT TONIGHT

I have arrived at 1D night

Me: I just kissed a random girl Tash: AND IT WASNT ME????!??!?!? 🧍🏻‍♀️😳😳😳😳🧍🏻‍♀️

“I think I’m kinda feeling it a little bit” “ that’s literally your 5th drink”

No one: Drunk me: meow

“get you a girl who can do both” well what about getting you a girl who can’t do anything? hi

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want the pandemic to end so that they can go to the folklovermore tour

I should not be allowed to do my own groceries but woo dinosaur pasta