"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about."

"We look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms. The first is freedom of speech and expression—everywhere in the world." --FDR

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

"We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people." --JFK

Some Christians be like “To God be the glory! But look at me tho”

I hope the aliens have been checking our social media platforms on their way here and they know how supportive I’ve always been. I understand they’ll want to incinerate much of the human race but some of us have been very pro-alien and it wouldn’t be fair to lump us all together.

::Aliens begin invasion:: ::Aliens see Super Bowl halftime show:: ::Aliens cancel invasion::

Had a dream last night that Russell Brand was my yoga instructor. Not only was I late to class, but when I got there he’d buzzed off all of his beautiful hair 🥲 still a good dream though

I think Mel Gibson has been trying to tell us something…

Another day, another Taylor Swift song

I feel like a baby dinosaur

Say Don’t Go by Taylor Swift is my Roman Empire

Sitting in the gym parking lot screaming Taylor Swift is my aesthetic