Morning! Digger Day 2. Today's task is to create a mahoosive hole in which we will probably be able to see all the way down to Australia. Or something.

Yesterday's entertainment: an hour of strapping a mahoosive window to car roof bars in the blazing 35 degree heat, then driving an hour home in said non air conditioned car with window acting like a sail. Today: quivering.

Introduced the small one to Bruce Almighty last night. I dare anyone to dispute the fact that the scene where Steve Carell's anchorman moment goes awry is pure, ridiculous genius.

Today was the day when I took a closer look at the hair mousse I've been using to style my hair with, and realised that it's actually shampoo. Bugger.

My passport application was posted on 7 August, France to Ireland, recorded & signed for. It was delivered today, 22 August. I reckon I could have walked there quicker and delivered it in person.

Today's tedious update on the ground floor remodelling project: the ugliest door (if you could even call it a door) in the house is GONE

Q. If you had (not very nice, concrete) back stairs, in addition to the main staircase, would you a) keep it b) block it up and use the extra room to create walk in closets for 2 bedrooms

Book review time - #TheAssistant by Bonny Fawn . It's a high octane, high speed smasher which never lets up and will keep you guessing all the way! Full review here: instagram.com/p/CwR0pYgLL__/ Kelly Lacey - Love Books Tours Love Books Tours #Ad #LBTCrew #BookTwitter

Being a shortarse, I've just had to adjust the hem on two pairs of trousers and a skirt to avoid them dragging on the ground. Learnings: - I can't cut straight - I can't iron for toffee - I have extremely low standards (just as well)

Theme park hangover: slept through my alarm for an hour. Feeling wonky now.

Drop a pic of you that could be your album cover.

Hot sweaty weekend doing annoyingly boily things like weeding the drive and cutting back trees. I think I've had enough of outside for a bit.

In other news, check out my new loo! Yes, appreciate it might need a little finessing

Very much enjoying all the awkwardly attired back to school photos. 'You'll grow into it, honest' (by 2026)

Possibly, just might have, Hammerite-d my feet. A bit.

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