I’m here to remind you not to cohabit.

Cause them be the main hoes that be terrible friends 😭 Put a sock in it

sometimes… your good news is just for you.

If I’m venting to you. Don’t play “devils advocate”. That’s weird.

That’s the best part. No growth. I love them! You never feel like you missed out on a thing.

Aside from being deeply misogynistic, the whole narrative that women “expire” after 30 is rooted in pedophilia.

Can’t wait for them to get even more in the coming years 👏🏽

This probably why our flights be so expensive

Like let’s actually FOCUS fr

She had real final girl energy about her, I wanted the first group of girls to live so bad

Every time I want something it’s over $500 I’m sick of this sh*t

Wow

Detroit sports just has the worst luck.

Wild Things is iconic! They don’t make cinema like this anymore. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell earned their baddies chains.

You know who not pregnant… Me… And that’s really all that matters to ME

FACTS. We need to publicly shame them.

The opening to Urban Legend goes so hard

Everytime ppl being The Descent up its to argue which half of the film is better and even from the first time I’ve watched it I be just been like “HOLY FUCK TWO CAKES” when the movie becomes a creature feature. Perfect movie

Why would you try and have a conversation with me when you know you owe me an apology?